imnot frickin gloomy.
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how many times must i tell you that i;m n0t glomey!

hey HEY HEY, where do you think you're going? AHHH AHH AH, you canNOT RUN. not from ME. not from anyone. we have eyes everywhere and ears right below yours. you think you're safe? LOL NO! we can see everything. your internet provider can see your porn history and it's disgusting. use a VPN dude! you probably clicked on a link months ago and now your screen is being viewed by some guy in his hacker mansion sitting on a pile of YOUR cash! it's okay, though. here, enjoy these aesthetic gifs mang ;^3

THEY CAN SSEEE YOU RIGHT NOW. cover your laptop cameras, they're USELESS. who uses it these days? oh, you still skype? that's quite pitiful. use DISCorD. somebody probably already has your IP written in an TXT file with a number beside it somewhere in the world-wide-inter-webnet-spiderleg right now. you could be for sale and you wouldn't even know it. you know what ELSE? it will never be deleted. wait, let me rephrase: only the sun can delete it. good luck waiting 7.6 billion years until it DELETES everything. maybe us humans will destroy ourselves before 7.6 [b] years. actually, we most definitely will. but your FILTHY, disgusting, horrendous information will still be wandering around for any alien to download and see. uh, spoilers, one of them threw up already when looking at yours. mind blOWN. that isn't even the worst part. before we even destroy ourselves, we'll probably make some self-sustaining, internet-accessing machine for aliens out there to see how the human condition was. we already have some golden record floating out there, and that was in 1977. this is all horrible news, but my advice? just run, man. everyone sees you. EVERYone.

stop. Stop IT right now. these gifs will be here forever, just stop for a SECOND. you need to run. you literally need to RUN. go get your shoes, doesn't matter what brand, as long as they're running shoes, and go OUTSIDE and literally just run. it doesn't matter if you don't think you can run. if you're feeling tired, keep running. the human body can achieve more than know. do this once a week. gradually go from once to twice, and twice to thrice, etc. it doesn't matter if you're running to lose weight or if you're running because you enjoy it, just RUN. your lifespan will increase SIGNIFICANTLY. all you need to do is RUN. seriously, how hard is it to RUUUUUNNNN once in a while? it's okay if you get tired after a few minutes of running. that's OKAY. you have all your life to extend... your life. well, x-20 to be more realistic, where x is your lifespan. don't choke on it, though. if you read this with my weird and misplaced capitalizations, you can do anything.

you aren't going to make it.

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oh, it isn't loading? well fuck me, then... idk man. maybe it's because the gifs alone take up like, uhh... about 6 percent of MY SPACE?? oh well, i didn't optimize it so it's my fault i guess. or... perhaps it's the hackerman messing with ur brain? you're VULNERABLE to it right now. idk, though. i'll make an entirely new page (one day) with everything perfect. it's WHATEVER.